Denver off the Wagon

Let’s Get Dorky

Bartender: “Can I offer you something to drink?” Customer: “Yes, please. 2 to 1, Tanqueray Ten, sweet, stirred, rocks, twist.” Bartender: *Fills rocks glass with ice, fills glass with gin, tops with small amount of sweet vermouth,  rips flesh from lemon wedge, twists rind tight under bar and far away from the actual drink, serves [...]