About Josh Boutell

May 2013 Holiday Drinking Guide

Except for this one. Whore's just BEGGING for it.

Obscure Holiday Drinking Guide – May 2013 Am I the only one fucking sick of scraping the ice off my windshield? Or driving behind some incredible idiot going 5 miles an hour because there’s an inch of snow on the SIDEWALK? Or maybe just being unable to take my motorcycle out for a spin because […]

Obscure Holiday Drinking Guide – April 2013

"What what? In my butt?

Hey you! Yeah, you. Did you miss me last month? It’s alright, go ahead, admit it. Yes, over the past few months our relationship has grown into something truly beautiful. Like a fine wine, our delicate dance of writer and reader has aged so well, that we might cost somewhere between $3.99 and $4.99 at […]

Obscure Holiday Drinking Guide – February 2013

"Oh my, you caught me at full boner, Gran-gran."

Ah, February, the month only made notable by three things. The first and foremost is February being the month of Love. That’s right, that bullshit Hallmark holiday perpetuated by candy companies; Valnetine’s Day has made February the only time it’s acceptable to flop over onto your partner’s side of the bed and perform the stale, dusty version […]

Obscure Holiday Drinking Guide – January 2013

"I'm not going to be part of your system!"

It happened! We all lived to see 2013, Mayans be damned. And oh what a joyous year it shall be! I expect the cinematic marketplace to overflow with the grace and creativity that we’ve come to expect of great minds that brought us masterpieces such as Battleship, Total Recall and Twilight. To be fair, we […]

Obscure Holidays Drinking Guide – December 2012

The bright side is the Biebs dies.  Downside: so does my heart...

Ah yes, the winter holiday season is upon us. There is the fresh smell of cookies and pies, turkeys and hams, and the most festive of music. The stores are filled with gorgeous holiday decorations ranging from giant blow-up turkeys in pilgrim hats to a motorcycle Santa. People rush about with a joyous smile, a […]