Win a ticket to Avery SourFest this Saturday. Also, take the bus.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 at 1:00 pm by PJ Hoberman

You know that little festival called Avery SourFest that sold out in 2 minutes? We have an extra ticket. Want it?

You have to work for it. Sort of.

Write a haiku for us.

It can be about Avery, SourFest, sour beer in general, the Wagon, or something else creative that you think we’ll love. Leave your haiku in the comments below. We’ll pick a winner THURSDAY, MAY 31 at NOON.

If you’re already going to SourFest, we strongly suggest you leave the driving to people who don’t have tickets. Take a bus from Rackhouse Pub to Avery and back for $20. It’ll be neat.

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And the winner is:

A famed brewery,

Avery brings us Sourfest

Pucker, bitch. Pucker.

Kelly Tidd – @dulcedimentia

About PJ Hoberman

PJ likes beer. A lot. And whiskey. Gin. Wine. Cocktails. Um.. what were we talking about?

Tags: 2012, avery, bus, contest, Rackhouse, sourfest, tickets

http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Puckered perry mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Brettanomyces mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gimme that sour brew
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Barrel-aged beauties
Funky brett sex in bottles
Small sips, please, pour man
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Avery has three
Syllables, which makes haiku
Really hard to write
Jennifer Hensley

Thick Keen Aroma
Dizzying Head of Fizz
Bubble Down into my Happy Place
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Amercia rocks
Boulder has nice beer for us
Drink til my lips break
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Barnyard funky fresh
Sour Fest wins inside my mouth
No umami here
Jennifer Hensley

Tim Brauhn is an overachiever
Posting multiple posts
But the sour delight shall be mine
- http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn
  
  Jennifer Hensley
  Brettanomyces lover
  Might yield to her yet
  - http://twitter.com/bionicjenn Jennifer H
    
    Avery sold out
    It’s too bad there aren’t 2
    Brauhn-Hensley Rapping at Sour Fest
    - http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn
      
      Fearsome duo, POW’R!
      
      Do it – Jen, you bring the sweet
      And I’ll bring the sour
      - http://twitter.com/bionicjenn Jennifer H
        
        Sour Collusion
        Sweet Redemption
        Team HB Fest
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

I can show you a
World, shining with splendid beer
Av’ry Sour Fest, girl
http://twitter.com/bionicjenn Jennifer H

Beer Beer
Bundles of Sour
Drink Up ’til it’s all Gone
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Kids – I bleed haiku
Akira Kurosawa
No relation, reals
http://www.facebook.com/MattFactor Matt Meyer

Into the wild
journey to sourfest
palette dances
http://twitter.com/bionicjenn Jennifer H

Off the Wagon
Spring Glee
Acerb Me Away
Evan

Avery Sour Beers
Damn, sold out in two minutes!
Better pucker up!
Preston

I love sour beer
Perfect except one small thing -
Awful smelly farts.
Rachel AKA @dive_bar

Bought two tickets then
boyfriend gave mine to his bro
Help a sister out
http://twitter.com/dulcedementia Kelly Tidd

A famed brewery,

Avery brings us Sourfest

Pucker, bitch. Pucker.
http://www.facebook.com/erik.sober Erik Caine Sober

What is a Haiku
I just want some Effing Beer
Please Stop teasing me
Gwstant

Out of the Country
Should not have left Ben in charge
Hook a brother up
http://twitter.com/aikidoka wb

gone in 2 minutes
hearts of many crushed that day
sourfest without us!
http://twitter.com/capulinflicker capulinflicker

Barrels and wild brett

Sold out Sour Fest made me fret

Free tix… and Tibet!!!
http://twitter.com/StormPeakBeer Storm Peak Brewing

Sour fest sold out fast

off the wagon has one ticket

a chance at long last
Missy_Crisy

Makin’ friends with hops,

cause it’s good to be bitter,

Avery Sour Beer Fest!
http://twitter.com/jmogos John Mogos

Some bugs in my beer
brettanomyces is best
sour in my face.
http://terry.cabeen.net/ Terry Cabeen

Delicious pucker
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Geuze, lambic, Flanders!RAIN ACID ‘PON MY PALATE
Let Brett hurt me so
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Pediococcus
Yeah, it makes things taste off-ish
Some of us love it
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

Av’ry doth present:
Supplication, La Folie,
other little tarts
http://timbrauhn.com/ timbrauhn

This is a palindrome-haiku minus a single “a”, so stick that in your haiku-pipe and smoke it. I am having way too much fun with this.

Doc – Note, I dissent.
A fast ne’er prevents fatnessI diet on cod.
http://twitter.com/BenBarton24 Ben Barton

First sip like a slap -

Are these sours just a trap?

Poetry on tap!
Patrick Kafka

Homebrewed Berliner Weisse, Mmmm….

It never soured

Oh, to try the real ones.
Steve P.

Off the Wagon Goes!
Friends PJ, Lacto and Brett,
To the Fest of Sours
Steve P.

Tartness for the tongue
Bacteria in it’s best
Sipping sourness and sweet sun
http://www.facebook.com/miss.christina.shann Christina Grant

Procrastination
Forever be my downfall
Give redemption please
MisGrant

Bitter, sweet, tasty,

Beer is even heart healthy

Sourness Beer Fest
MisGrant

No siesta,
when it comes to this fiesta
I dig Avery.
Ben F.

Booze flows down my throat
Brett goodness pleases my palate
Face down in gutter
JR

Hops Barley Water
Add Some Bugs To Do Their Thing
Barnyard Funk Goodness
d_mcgraw

Sweet, Sour, Umami.
Gueuze, Lambic, Oud Bruin, Flanders.SourFest has them all.
Ian

Frothy, foamy head Begins dancing in my glass Harmony for my tongue
Ian

Frothy, foamy headBegins dancing in my glassHarmony for my tongue
Megan deffner

Scour the final
Sour sips from the bottom
of the brown bottle
http://twitter.com/JollyRoger5280 DJ Jolly Roger

The Wagons packin meat…..no doubt its savory!
So tip a few back and pucker up with Avery!
http://twitter.com/JollyRoger5280 DJ Jolly Roger

sorry i was late…my blonde wife told me i should do it but didnt look at the date!! hiku

Denver off the Wagon